The Dinosaur and the Candidate

Breaking News!
[MFNews Agency – September 15, 2008]
Archaeologist finds human footprint in dinosaur fossil.

Sarah Palin stepped on John McCain!

A Sarah Palin Repent! The End is Near story.

It’s the duty of bloggers to dig, dig, dig.

Many bloggers are archeologists too. Palin supporters are searching for dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them to prove Sarah is right about creation.

In the meantime, other bloggers have dug up news about Palin’s Revelations.

I first saw this scrubbing of Sarah Palin, gee whiz, enough mullah to be re-named Taliban Palin, in UK’s The Guardian but Alaska bloggers and Salon are first on the web citing Phil Munger, author of Progressive Alaska and a notable local musician who has often dealt with Sarah Palin.

[He] says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. “She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board,” said Munger, a music composer and teacher. “I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, ‘Sarah, how can you believe in creationism — your father’s a science teacher.’ And she said, ‘We don’t have to agree on everything.’

“I pushed her on the earth’s creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she’d seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them.”

Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. “She looked in my eyes and said, ‘Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.’”

Salute to Alaska Bloggers
Mudflats adds: “As the days go by, more and more brave and principled people are standing up and speaking out. Every time someone does, it involves some measure of courage. Alaska is a small town, and opinions that go against the powers that be are not always welcomed. Everyone in that room last night recognized that suddenly, speaking out about Sarah Palin has become an act of sobering and great importance.”