The Seuss War

Dr. Seuss going placesSeuss Bush. These Thobbers are robbers.

Thobs seeth.
“Seething”, said a Saying Thing, “keeps Thobs breathing.”

A Thob’ll lob a boomin’ doomer;
the stickory of the hickory, and that’s a bat, that.
Thobs flay a day wailingly unfailingly.
These acts are facts in flix and fax.
A shown known.
Thobs throb in seethin’-breathin’,
hmmm, a cheese-wheeze:
“Bottle a lottle profit, Prophet.”, said CapiTroll.
“Hell Sells. Make a mint. Go to print.”, EdiThor yells.

No budget will nudge it.
Thobs blather when they gather,
reapin’ the keepin’ of rote in the vote.
Some come to the Tell Ya Regalia to sell ya
a Rightly hat, a Rightly hat is adequate to salute repute.

Will we surmise the Next Exercise? Asia Multi-Phasia?

“So,” said a Saying Thing, “Can’t you see I hear in the ear? A Thob’s talkin’ so I’m walkin’.”

Sluice Bush.

Error of the war on terror

These words, this snippet, sums for me the error of the war on terror, which is launched against

“a criminal menace rather than anything on a par with past strategic threats”.

And there’s much more in this healthy rant.

“While the Islamists may declare their ambition to be a ‘western caliphate’, this is as ludicrously implausible as the dreams of 19th-century anarchists.

“The rantings of Osama bin Laden cannot justify reversing the tide of western liberty.

“Indeed, while arming against communism helped defeat communism, arming against terrorism only feeds the beast.”

Exhibit A: Eisenhower’s thesis.

First Amendment report

Spot ’em!
Which 25% think the First Amendment goes too far?

28% believe the freedom to worship does not apply to fringe or extreme groups.

37% say media shouldn’t “freely criticize the U.S. military about its strategy and performance”.

Provocative stats about Americans posted at ablogistan.

The First Amendment Survey is here, painfully.

Searching for fraud

“The top Google ad is about twice as likely as the top free search result to be malicious,” and “Web sites that display trust certifications are twice as likely to be wicked”.

Google Tech Talk video, Searching For Evil, Professor Ross Anderson from the University of Cambridge [link to story]

Tombstone crowding

Awards to a fellow you will enjoy:

Greg Mortenson, Central Asia Institute

1975 Army Commendation medal
1998 American Alpine Club David Brower Conservation Award
2002 Peacemaker Award from Montana Community Mediation Center
2003 Climbing Magazine “Golden Piton Award” for humanitarian effort
2003 Vincent Lombardi Champion Award for humanitarian service
2003 Peacemaker of the Year” Benedictine Monks, Santa Fe, NM
2003 Outdoor Person of the Year – Outdoor Magazine
2003 Salzburg Seminar fellow, sponsored by Microsoft
2004 Freedom Forum “Free Spirit Award” National Press Club, D.C.
2004 Jeanette Rankin Peace Award – Institute for Peace
2005 Men’s Journal ‘Anti-Terror’ Award
2005 Red Cross “Humanitarian of The Year” Montana
2006 University of South Dakota “Alumni Achievement Award”
2006 Golden Fleur-de-lis Award for Peace, City of Florence, Italy
2007 Brookdale Community College (NJ) – Global Humanitarian Award
2007 Rotary Club International – Paul Harris Fellow Award
2007 Concordia College (Moorhead, MN) commencement speaker
2007 Mountain Institute – Excellence in Mountain Community Service Award

Dock the poultry doc

Feeding antibiotics to chickens provides no economic benefit.

An estimated 70 percent of all antibiotics sold in the United States—more than 24 million pounds every year—are used on farms, mostly in animal feed. Health researchers have long worried that this heavy load of antibiotics is causing strains of bacteria to evolve that are impervious to the drugs.

Farmers have justified their practice on the grounds that antibiotics help fatten up the birds, thereby increasing profits. But a groundbreaking study (pdf) by Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health pulls the rug out from under this argument.

Using data collected by Perdue poultry farms, Hopkins researchers calculated that Perdue lost $.0093 per broiler chicken when using antibiotics.

For each dollar spent on antibiotic feed additives, the return was less than 10 cents. “We were surprised to find no measurable benefit and actually a business loss.” [Discover story]

Not a bad thing

Teach a kid to surf and you protect him for a lifetime, at JP’s blog about information


Update:
JP warmly asserts his parental creed:

Legislation is a poor substitute for morals, ethics and values. Systems-driven constraints on behaviour are an even poorer substitute.

What children need is time.

Time with their parents, time with their peers, time with people who will build them up and encourage them and help shape them.

Time with people who will teach them how to fish.

Our failing jingo

Here’s why arrogance and aggrandizement in politics, religion, nationalism and racism will fail, and for screaming jingles out loud, here’s why Jihad is doomed at the donkey:

The sum of human wisdom is not contained in any one language, and no single language is capable of expressing all forms and degrees of human comprehension. – Ezra Pound

A Measure of Relief

If I could buy a dollop of Devon clotted cream from a dairy with the scruples not to pasteurize even a dram of its freshest milk, would I buy an ounce, a few grams, a liter?

It’s an issue. Brits are going to jail over the matter. They’ve been worried about EU requirements to convert to the metric system by 2010.

I’d walk a mile for a scone and Devon cream [wiki]. Or 1760 yards. You know, 5280 feet. In Britain I could walk 8 furlong, 80 chain, 320 rod, 8000 link, or of all things, more than 15000 hand.

Thankfully, the EU has issued a reprieve for the beleaguered of Britain. After all, it wouldn’t seem the same to walk a kilometer for a scone and Devon cream.


In 1950 Alaska, a battle brewed over Imperial quarts and American quarts that favored mothers and children and drove grocers and governments nuts.

JUNEAU, Alaska, March 6—(BUP) – A first-class milk war between Juneau grocery and local farmers neared a head today with British Columbia milk the cause.

The trouble started when milk from British Columbia’s Fraser Valley was shipped to a Juneau grocery, selling at 30 cents an Imperial quart.

The long-established milk price was 28 cents per quart, American size, or four ounces smaller than the Imperial measure.

The 20th Century Grocery immediately sold out 130 cases of Canadian milk. The Juneau Dairy Association then told the store it could no longer get local milk. The grocery then dropped its Imperial quart price to 25 cents while the supply lasted. In retaliation, a second grocery dropped its price to 25 cents a quart, but thrifty housewives continued to buy the Canadian product, getting the extra four ounces.

McNabb, my friend

Near the busy and famous intersection of Portage and Main in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, my friend the Scottish terrier McNabb waited at the curb with all of us until the policeman whistled us across.

I was a preschool toddler. Though my memory is clear, the images may not be accurate.

We walked to a counter cafe called Sam’s, a blue and white facade, and Sam wore greasy whites and carried a smile that helped me trust the world. I recall learning ‘sunny side up’ and I recall Sam celebrating with me. Only a warm-hearted man sees eggs can be precious.

McNabb was featured in the Winnipeg newspaper. I didn’t know it, but day after day he went to the corner, waited for the whistle, walked to Sam’s, celebrated whatever Sam celebrated with him, walked back to the curb, waited for the whistle, and everybody was amazed and everybody loved him.

Budgets and battle

Not ashamed to say it, I’m a person that wants an entirely new political landscape and a world without war.

It’s becoming clear that we’re expanding the theater of conflict from the Middle East to across all of Asia and again over the Arctic. If headlines are correct, the largest and most costly war games in history will launch late this year.

The bling of war costs more than every breakfast on earth. In the grand habit of argument, a weapon is everything but posturing may cost as much.

Soon the buzz will increase that the nations of the world are forming new alliances; that venerable military and peace-making institutions are bending to accommodate unforeseen demands; budgets are strained; manpower and machinery shortages threaten supremacy at every turn.

We want supremacy?

Although this statement contributes little to the challenges we face, I concur with Richard Gere when he asks, “Why do bad people become our leaders?”

Boomer beloved


Age delivers more than days.

I’m annoyed there’s no star for this better sunset.

We shall find peace

A memorial thought for 9/11:

How, you wonder, could such a day possibly be eclipsed
by something so inconsequential as the passing of time?

Satiating arrogance

To: America
Subject: Work

Chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke says that in the next decades the USA will “have to reallocate resources towards manufacturing and other export industries” to make payments on assets owned by foreigners.

Put that in your pipe. [very bottom of page, Financial Times]

A forgotten use of oil

Peter Pond, YankeeFive hundred miles north of Montana is the Alberta Tar Sands, site of a booming oil economy that is changing the industrial structure of western Canada.

But there had been a previous economic boom in the area.

First Nations Cree used the sticky surface deposits of tar to waterproof their canoe. When Peter Pond arrived in the 1770s, he quickly created a new commodity for traders and boat builders across North America.

“Peter Pond stalked into the hall, a pack of dogs at his heels. The gray-haired giant had not shaved in weeks, his buckskins were stained, and he was badly in need of a bath.

“But his natural dignity was overwhelming. He ate a large venison steak, a platter of bear-bacon, and a moose liver. He insisted his dogs be given fresh meat, too.”

From the Peter Pond Society:
Peter Pond (1740-1807) made the first maps of North America west of Hudson’s Bay. The European frontier was his trading post on the Athabasca River near today’s oil sands projects. [area wiki]

While a co-founder of the Northwest Company, Pond had inspired Alexander Mackenzie to become the first European explorer to reach the Pacific Ocean overland across North America in 1793. Thomas Jefferson’s famous Lewis and Clark Expedition reached the Pacific in 1805.

Incidentally, as well as fur pelts another principal frontier product was making pounded meat called pemmican, longer lasting and more nutritious than today’s jerky. Flattened by pounding with stones and mixed with fat, the dried meat was a food staple for decades, commanding top prices and diverting the use of tallow from the candle market. Trading posts aggressively bartered for pemmican supplies using liquor, tobacco, powder, balls, knives, awls, brass rings, brass wire, blue beads and trinkets. [An insightful story of frontier pemmican here] An odd use of frontier animals was spreading beaver tail fat on a canoe to lubricate its speed in the water.

NB:

My great grandfather is honored as a ‘Royal Canadian Gentleman Adventurer of the Hudson Bay’. While giving steps and river journeys across then wilderness from Tennessee, Nebraska, Minnesota, the Dakotas and the provinces Ontario, Manitoba and Saskatchewan, he looked for lands where folks could settle.

The story I remember from my grandfather is his father’s pride in discovering the waters, land for crops, and ridges of good defense near the land now known as North Battleford, Saskatchewan.

In those mid-1800s, think a moment why a good name for a settlement would be North Battleford. Telling fellow pioneers of a place in the wilderness where its lands will feed you, he also said it will help defend a likely battle and you may escape at a place to cross the river.

As we garrison the globe

Surge this:

The Pentagon’s growing coziness with fundamentalist evangelical religious groups.

…this imperious contagion of constitutional triumphalism

….this fanatical Dominionist Christianity

…swept like a tsunami all the way through 737 US military installations

Lost plane wrecks in Nevada

Parachute for small planesEach day a plane wreck has been found while searching for adventurer Steve Fosset over an area twice the size of New Jersey.

“Over the last 50 years more than 150 small planes have disappeared in Nevada, a state with more than 300 mountain ranges carved with steep ravines, covered with sagebrush and pinon pine trees and with peaks rising to 11,000 feet.

“FAA inspectors will be sent to each of the newly discovered wrecks to identify pilots, yet the report states that no human remains have been found at any of the six crash sites discovered so far.”

[story at clumsy Yahoo News]

Scrooge arrives early

Hoarding is not a good thing. It seems smart at first blush to buy early and buy extra, but it harms dozens of supply chain vendors and requires distended investment to bring inventory levels back to normal.

After a few decades ‘hoarding’ cheap goods from China, the negative effects may be coming home. Mark Kleinman writing for The Telegraph warns that China wants to ruin Christmas this year by dramatically lifting prices.

Citing price increases in the DIY tools sector, Mark reveals that as China’s modernization increases its costs, manufacturers are asking for higher prices across the board.

But don’t rush out to buy Christmas presents. Save your cash for next year. Costs are rising worldwide.

An interesting sidebar in this story is China’s effort to save production costs by moving factories to Mexico!

Where credit hides

In a Labor Day post, I pointed to Jeb Bush the Younger practicing as a Washington lobbyist for the buyout sector, The Buyout Whisperer.

This short update points out that while the ‘little guy’ failing to make mortgage payments is being blamed for economic hiccups around the world, the real credit squeeze is likely from the hundreds of billions steered into taking public companies out of regulated stock markets. The Times tries to explain:

[Upcoming are] $380 billion of loans and bonds to be laid off from leveraged buyouts and other private-equity deals at a time when the markets have shifted sharply against them.

The crisis has led to a big change in interest-rate expectations.

New era of war games

Chinese military hackers have prepared a detailed plan to disable America’s aircraft battle carrier fleet with a devastating cyber attack, according to a Pentagon report obtained by The Times. offensive computer operations as “critical to seize the initiative”

http://bulletin.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=292619

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/tim_watkin/2007/09/the_world_left_the_us_behind.html

Rugby. The next global game?

NZ All Blacks Rugby TeamBet on this:
The back half of this man offers as much charisma as his rugged good looks, yet both sexes will tell you that what’s enjoyable about Rugby is fast action, willfulness and strength.

Rugby leagues around the world are banking on increasing popularity.

New Zealand is fighting a 20 year battle for the Rugby World Cup, counting toward their victory by the hour on their team site All Blacks. But New Zealand is also fighting $1 million, $10 million and $50 million salaries offered by French and English teams to lure talent from its national clubs.

Pumping revenue across Europe and the Pacific, rugby appears to be the next great spectator sport.

Today’s meticulously groomed star rugby player is haunted by a dozen journalists, agents from Nike and Adidas, and a bevy of consultants to improve management and performance. Physiologist Alain Berthoz teaches players how their brain functions during a game, how it quickly estimates trajectory of the ball and how to improve its visual responsiveness.

While some New Zealand players are enthralled before a game in an aboriginal Maori dance, the spiritual side of rugby may not be the ingredient that’s attracting enthusiastic crowds around the world. Rugby may be a barbarian game played by gentlemen but its also a modern game increasingly enjoyed by all.

Grey matter is gullible

Do we listen to our liver and kidneys? Then why do we believe our brain?

MindHacks is exploring our gullible nature as if we’re hard wired to be fools.

We tend to think information is more likely to be true the more we hear it.

While trying to correct false information, we increase our belief in the false information.