Q: What’s the difference between praying in church and praying on a golf course?
A: On a golf course you really mean it.
Churlishly, I was rather pleased that Tiger Woods failed to make the cut.
He’s obviously a great golfer, but somewhat deficient in common humanity. At any rate, his interactions with the public have a clinical air, and he often displays a kind of sulky petulance when his expectations — either of himself or of a particular course — aren’t met.
One suspects that the softest part of him is the enamel on his perfect teeth.