With just days to go

Bush and arrogant henches [new word] of the White House dared to say four years ago that they ‘lost’ 14 million e-mails and records.

But Judge Henry H. Kennedy Jr. ordered the president’s executive office — with just days to go — to undertake a comprehensive search of computer workstations, preserve portable hard drives and examine any e-mail archives.

Oh, there they are. We found them. At a cost of $10 million.