Special Olympics Bowl-Off

A Special Olympics bowler: “I can beat the president!”

Kolan McConiughey, a mentally disabled man considered one of the nation’s top Special Olympics bowlers, with five perfect games to his credit. He’d like to go to the White House and show the president a thing or two about how to roll strikes.

He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300.

So eager to scorn Obama, the media could more easily promote a Bowl-Off.