say wot

From the diligent scourings of Humorzo, here’s an entirely new shake on byte my feed, but please, let’s tend to this story now.

An only child, a lonely boy, over-assertive, absolutely sure that he had big things coming.

On a raw December ­afternoon…

On the table lay…

The midwife wiped the poor girl’s brow…

Macrophallus is the medical term, and Frank was proud of his ­extraordinary endowment.

In his mind he was a ­personage !