First there is variphrenia and these days go by:
“But clearly you forget—the Chinese have been seeding thunderstorms for over a decade using silver iodide. And Lee Harvey Oswald once visited China, for a “tourist visit”. And meteors often contain magnetite—traces of which were mysteriously found on the Grassy Knoll … Hey, I’m getting good at this!”
a meteor could have hit Air France 447 but more likely the fuel tank….
thank god we will run out of oil.