national idiocracy

Run! The paranoids are coming!

Out of all the gangsters, serial killers, mass murderers, incompetent & crooked politicians, spies, traitors, and ultra left-wing kooks in all of American history — have you ever wondered who the worst of the worst was?

First list.
Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

1. Chemtrails —toxic spray from 1000s of New World Order planes.
2. Martial Law —suspend constitution, begin a police state.
3. Concentration Camps —Obama’s brown shirts bring slavery.
4. Foreign Troops on U.S. Soil —contracted occupation forces.
5. Door-to-Door Gun Seizure —New World Order crackdown.
6. 9/11 Plot —perpetual war introduces police state.
7. Population Control —mind-control in food and water.
8. HAARP —more mind control, plus weather and quakes.
9. The Fed —spread of Jewish and banker control.
10. North American Union —total corporate takeover.

OK. Second list.
The Enemies List of the Far Right, ranked from worse to worser to very worst:

—Saul Alinsky —Bill Clinton —Hillary Clinton —Michael Moore —George Soros —Alger Hiss —Al Sharpton —Al Gore —Noam Chomsky —Richard Nixon —Jane Fonda —Harry Reid —Nancy Pelosi —John Wilkes Booth —Margaret Sanger —Aldrich Ames —Timothy McVeigh —Ted Kennedy —Lyndon Johnson —Benedict Arnold —Woodrow Wilson —The Rosenbergs —Franklin Delano Roosevelt —Barack Obama, and THE number one worstest of all time: Jimmy Carter.