I can hear the whispers at next year’s neighborhood holiday gathering now. “Oh, yes, that’s Nakedjen. And her seven husbands. Yes, seven husbands. I hear they spend all day wandering the house naked! She never allows them to wear clothes unless they’re going outside and sometimes not even then. Betty told me that she’s seen them over the back fence having a naked BBQ! I mean, really. Who does she think she is?”
Hello, I’m Nakedjen. I believe that relationships should be defined by the adults who actually participate in them.