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As many as 25% of police using steroids?

“Essentially, this has become commonplace.”

Testing in law enforcement — much the way it is in professional sports — is a touchy subject. Like pro ballplayers, officers are usually protected by unions, and drug testing is often used as a bargaining chip. A majority of departments have random testing for street drugs like cocaine and heroin, but few also test regularly for steroids. —A. J. Perez

Simultaneously nuts and serious, don’t you think?