global fuming

Last, but certainly not least, Donald Trump wants Al Gore to give back his ill-gotten Nobel Prize on account of it snowed a whole lot on the East Coast.

Which brings up a sore point. I really wish the architects of the International Socialist Global Warming Hoax had been a bit more alert to the possibility that a couple of big snowstorms would come along and destroy all our carefully laid plans. I’ve been promising my comrades down at the Birkenstock factory that we’d see the Dictatorship of the Proletariat by Halloween, at the very latest.

What the hell am I supposed to tell them now?