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This yo-yo dared to run for President of the United States of America:

Pat Robertson claims the reason for Haiti’s misfortunes is that the nation “swore a pact to the devil” two centuries ago.

“They were under the heal of the French… And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French… And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other…”