It’s been hot here in California … and … oh,
after the wildfires and the flash floods
and the never-ending heat storms
that have hit my part of the country,
I wonder what will be the next plague to hit California?
Oh, wait …
The next plague to hit California will be … the BUBONIC PLAGUE!
Spread by SQUIRRELS! THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!! I kid you not.
[42 treatable cases in rural counties so far in 2006]
Hot urban, valley & desert areas are low risk.
Cover up in the woods and coast.