Steven Wright scoured off copyBlogger:
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
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