blarney con

Oh the ‘bizarreries’ of modern America!
The man gets out of jail and arrives on a stump:

For decades, I have been a militant anti-declinist in terms of America’s place in the world. – Conrad Black

I can see it now. Black & Palin 2012. Fuse penitent wealth with folksy anxiety. Something too classical to ignore. Commiserating with the persecuted. Another frame is Mormon & Pentecost. Or is it Baptist & Taliban? White Fright is so hard to follow. I swear I’ve lost track.

anti-declinist
Well maybe that’s a bumper sticker I could use.