ye em-bubbled plutocrats

Following OWS, the Tea Party and the great global crash, you can bet if anyone takes the odds, there’s a billion now spent to re-frame the 1%.

I’d also wager any uptick in next waves of IMF GDPs¬†will be driven by craftedly-proud bankers letting loose more billions they’ve accrued while world budgets argue austerity and plead urgent investment.

Thus, let’s bitch a little before smokes of propaganda dilute our rage.

Let’s write a letter to one of our Wall Street brigands. To begin:

In a nation bereft of royalty by virtue of its republican birth, the American people have done what any other resourceful people would do – we’ve created our own royalty and our royalty is the 1%. Not only do we not “hate the rich” as you and other em-bubbled plutocrats have postulated, in point of fact, we love them.

We worship our rich to the point of obsession.

We love the success stories in our midst and it is a distinctly American trait to believe that we can all follow in the footsteps of the elite, even though so few of us ever actually do.

So, no, we don’t hate the rich.

What we hate are the predators.